When will you visit me?

Hello, yes I don come back....yes its been a while, but mama is back.lol

Anyway to today's topic, if I say e no tire me, na lie I dey lie, so am on my bed tonight, jejely thinking about my life ofcourse and surfing the net ati bebe lo. I get a whatsapp message from a human being I met online, note that this human being is a boy or man, sha na male gender. I met him on one of this social networking sites and gave him my number ofcos he didn't seem dense at the time...oh but how wrong I was, this human being says hello with the wrong spelling of the name I gave him which isn't my real name so e no too pain me, I just corrected the human being politely but omo boy ignore the thing and went straight to his next question.....meanwhile the only thing this nigga knows about me is the fake name I gave him and its not for lack of my wanting to give information.

Anyway the next thing the mumu see to ask na, 'when are you coming to visit me'...in my mind, am like no no no no, not another mugu, but I decided to be calm, and I asked if he was joking and he said he wasn't and that he was very serious, and next thing that the nincompoop(I hope I spelt that right) said was "abi don't you want to be my friend"....and i just reason am, if I answer this boy the way I suppose answer am ehn, e no go like himself,so I decided to answer no and deleted the morrafuka. 

Now I want to know bikonu, if them no dey share money or food for your house, nigga why do I gotta be there, like seriously...I don't get it I swear down, you meet me and you automatically think the next thing I want to do is visit you, we both know why you want me to do that, I mean do I look dumb though, its either sex or you just a broke ass or a stingy cheap fellow.....and I don't mess with those...I honestly loose patience with guys that I barely know asking me to come visit them or asking me to send my pics...chai na that one worse pass....but na topic for another day.

I know this is a trend because a lot of females allow it but truth is, its none of my business, if you grown,I ain't gone tell you what to do, but please men, when ee reach my side, I beg una, please don't even start a convo, just get out before I tell you because I will not tell you nicely, shuooo, if to say dem dey buy sense for market, I for borrow that guy money to go buy some.

Oh...am not saying a girl can't visit a guy or a guy can't invite a girl to his place but please na, know my name amongst other things first, I mean I fit be karashika wey fit change am for you once I reach your house....just saying sha.
Please try to be using your tongue to be counting your teeth small small ooooo.lol

This is my opinion and you are welcome to air yours....